Attack 1 : Epstein Aiden Joseph will touch you until you scream or die but only if you are underage just like his dear friend Jeffery he will keep you in the basement or freezer!
Attack 2 : Chris brown Aiden can beat you until you are black and white just like this card series. He is taking this after his buddy Chris Brown and will beat you to death and that's why he has a good fighting ability!
Comments : This man is so sus he tried to touch me all over kinda sus yanno?
Illustrator : Jovi Muise
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