Creation Date : 11 February 2015
Name : Brendan
Type : Metal
Attack 1 : All Hail The Vulva
Anytime this attack is used, all players must hail the closest vulva in their vicinity. If there are more than one vulva within a five foot radius, everyone must cheer.
Attack 2 : Dance
Flip a coin. If heads, Brendan properly executes a jump style move. If tails, everyone laughs at his expense.