Pokemon Columbus 15

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Pokemon Columbus

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Creation Date : 12 October 2015

Name : Columbus

Type : Darkness

Attack 1 : MORE GOLD!!!
Create slavery, torture, child prostitution, human/dog gladiator fights, and gold. "They were clearly satanists"

Attack 2 : Thanksgiving
Prevent all damage from historical accuracy this century. Because we write the textbooks here, Bernie!

Comments : "when Mexico sends us their immigrants..."

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