Creation Date : 6 April 2011
Name : Confusing Card
Type : Water
Attack 1 : Disappear
Prevent all damage done to Perry the Platypus if the defending Pokemon is also a water type.
Attack 2 : Tail Crush
Flip a coin. if heads, the defending Pokemon is Parylized. If tails, discard an energy attached to Perry the Platypus.
Comments : This is not a Pokemon, so buy yourself a sandwich!
Illustrator : Chuck Norris