Pokemon Da Oof of Success

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 1 March 2019

Name : Da Oof of Success

Type : Fighting

Attack 1 : Success Oof
Scream "OOF!!!!!" so loud that it yeets your opponent and their Pokemon into oblivion. Oh, and they now have HIV, TB, cancer, ebola, and every possible bad effect inflicted upon them.

Attack 2 : The Power of Oof
If you think that your opponent toucha your spaghett, this attack does 150 more damage. Additionally, you get to scream "OOF!!!" at your opponent for an hour. If their ears don't bleed, summon a Rainbow Chungus to stomp on their head.

Comments : Succeeds at all! Has no Weakness or Retreat since it's overpowered

Illustrator : Someone's Spaghett

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