Pokemon Dude 284

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 11 March 2017

Name : Dude

Type : Colorless

Attack 1 : Deathly Gamble
Flip a coin. If heads, this pokemon does 30 x 25 billion damage. If tails, this pokemon does 30 x 25 billion damage to itself.

Attack 2 : I don't like Pokemon
After this attack does 10 damage, every Pokemon in the game blows up so you don't have to play Pokemon anymore and you can go eat your veggies.

Comments : My mouth is open. It wants a banana. Do not upset my mouth. It also wants 999999999999999 quadrillion dollars.

Illustrator : Cat meow cat cat...

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