Attack 1 : Blocked Site If the Defending Pokemon tries to attack this Pokemon during their next turn, this attack does 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,00,000000000000000000000000000,000 more damage.
Attack 2 : Shopping Cart Hero GRAB A KNIFE AND STAB OPPONENTS IN THE EYE!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Comments : sTAB ME IN THE EYE!
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