Pokemon Lyin Ted Cruz

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 23 July 2016

Name : Lyin' Ted Cruz

Type : Darkness

Attack 1 : Eh
Im Canadian Eh. Im Sorry Eh. Im a horrible person Eh. Everyone hates me Eh. Even Canadiens Eh *Cries into lap*

Attack 2 : Lie
Eh Sorry aboot Lying Eh. Want some Bacon and Maple Syrup Eh. I think I would be a good Prez Eh (JK)

Illustrator : Peter Fontaine

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