Pokemon Mr Dave
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Creation Date : 10 August 2015
Name : Mr. Dave
Type : Colorless
Attack 1 : Super Toilet
Flip a coin. If heads, Your active Pokémon faints. If tails, the universe explodes.
Attack 2 : Diarrhea
Flip a coin as many times as you damn well please. This attack does 30 damage times the number of heads.
Comments : Mr. Dave is out of toilet paper. Good Luck.
Illustrator : Mr. Dave's Mom
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