Creation Date : 22 May 2013
Name : Not a pirate!
Type : Darkness
Attack 1 : Bad Jokes
Player of this card must tell their worst joke possible, and if their opponent even giggle, they die instantly. If they don't laugh, they take 200 damage.
Attack 2 : Dementor
Flip 10 coins. For every heads, you do 30 damage and steal your opponent's Turbo Man action figure.
Illustrator : Sinbad