Creation Date : 30 November 2017
Name : Roadman
Type : Fire
Attack 1 : Shank
Flip a coin. If heads, you will get shanked up and left as a deadman. If tails, you can bribe him not to attack you with a 99p energy drink.
Attack 2 : Slap
Flip a coin. If heads, you have insulted the roadman and will get slapped up like you deserve. If tails, you block the slap with your pack and run off.
Illustrator : Your nan