Creation Date : 21 August 2013
Name : Swag Machine
Type : Colorless
Attack 1 : Too much swag
Swag Machine always goes first no matter what and adds an extra 1000000 damage to all of its attacks.
Attack 2 : Swag Blast 9001
The Defending Pokémon is now Paralyzed, Poisoned, Burned, Confused, and Asleep.