Pokemon The Un carrier

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 19 February 2016

Name : The Un-carrier

Type : Darkness

Attack 1 : Un castor
T-mobile throws Kim Jong UN at you, it has a 50% chance of missing due to it's unreliability as a cellphone carrier

Attack 2 : 1/2 off of any controct of any other carrier
Their shitty service makes you cry as they un-carry you and drop you whenever you try to make a text or call, then you realize they are the internet explorer of cellphone carriers and you are forced to leave the battle and go get verizon or at&t, the only good cell service

Illustrator : I as the creator of T-mobile, who locked you into a contract of shitty service, now take my own life

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