Creation Date : 27 October 2017
Name : Uncle Dan
Type : Darkness
Attack 1 : Slothfulness
Really brings everyone down. Gives everyone a general darkness in their hearts. Disappoints family. Tries to act "cool" by wearing Old Spice and/or Brut.
Attack 2 : Crushing Debt
"Not another pyramid scheme, Dan!"
Comments : "There's just no women that are my type here in Sheboygan, mom!"... "That's why I chose the life of a gamer."
Illustrator : Slinque Dinkins