Pokemon robert pattinson 17
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Creation Date : 5 December 2011
Name : robert pattinson
Type : Water
Attack 1 : Abs
Roll a thirty sided dice. If 20-30 he will use his amazing washboard abs to slice you up like razor blades
Attack 2 : Beautiful eyes.
Flip a coin. If heads, he will use his beautiful eyes to freze you and then shatter you
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