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Pokemon America

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 29 April 2015

Name : America

Type : Darkness

Attack 1 : Obesity
Flip a coin. If heads, you become fat and explode. If tails, you become fat and explode.

Attack 2 : Obama Power
Obama laughs at you and you lose half of your HP.

Comments : My point is that America needs to lose weight.

Illustrator : Your Mother.

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