Creation Date : 12 August 2017
Name : An Asian doing a backflip
Type : Colorless
Attack 1 : Head trauma
Wait, where are you? Your opponent will miss for the next three turns.
Attack 2 : Snap!
That sounds like you broke your back, maybe you should leave. Allows a safe retreat, no matter what.
Comments : Ow.
Illustrator : Dr.Fa-lier