Pokemon Attention Whore
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Creation Date : 24 December 2010
Name : Attention Whore
Type : Fire
Attack 1 : Tweet
Flip a coin. If heads, nonsensical rant with strange abbreviations will derail public policy discussion for next 2 turns. If tails, message will receive equal media attention but will influence only allies.
Attack 2 : Trigger Outrage
Insanely overblown claim that an opponent has attacked your helpless children causes allies to faint in sympathy. Opponent is momentarily stunned by the sheer idiocy of the claim. Collect unwarranted media attention for next 2 turns.
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