Pokemon Bert Sampson 1

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 10 July 2018

Name : Bert Sampson.

Type : Psychic

Attack 1 : Consume Trouser
There is nothing you can do now. You are hopeless. That thing has already ate your pant. You are humiliated, depressed, and he STOMPED on whatever dreams you had left.

Attack 2 : Internal bleeding
He gazes into your eyes, you gaze back. You realize that nothing is behind them, that thing is a husk, and you feel immense pain. I think the bleeding isn’t a side affect from Bert though, pretty sure it’s just the plague.

Comments : This card is not a part of a game, it’s an omen.

Illustrator : Please send help.

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