Pokemon Big fat child

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 5 April 2019

Name : Big fat child

Type : Water

Attack 1 : Learning how to sit
Big fat child learns how to sit. ON YOU. Flip a coin. If heads, you take 100 more damage. If tails, you still take the original 100, but you dodge mostly.

Attack 2 : The big BOOM.
Big fat child jumps off a 100 story high building and creates probably the biggest explosion of history. You take an extra 400 damage if you have 3 or less cards in your hand.

Comments : This dude will literally KILL YOU. HE is on a big fat rampage, this guy. He is fat.

Illustrator : Parker Packard

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