Pokemon Bossacus
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Creation Date : 7 May 2015
Name : Bossacus
Type : Psychic
Attack 1 : Disturbing Noises
Sounds like a dying whale and a constipated cow combined. Drains hearing ability.
Attack 2 : Just Wtf?
Player will draw a pentagram on the ground and place 4 barbie heads in the middle. Proceed to recite verses of the Satanic bible. Summon the dark barbie demon to destroy your opponent.
Illustrator : BossToTheMaxx
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