Pokemon Bossacus

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Pokemon Bossacus

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Creation Date : 7 May 2015

Name : Bossacus

Type : Psychic

Attack 1 : Disturbing Noises
Sounds like a dying whale and a constipated cow combined. Drains hearing ability.

Attack 2 : Just Wtf?
Player will draw a pentagram on the ground and place 4 barbie heads in the middle. Proceed to recite verses of the Satanic bible. Summon the dark barbie demon to destroy your opponent.

Illustrator : BossToTheMaxx



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