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Pokemon Brendan

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Creation Date : 11 February 2015

Name : Brendan

Type : Metal

Attack 1 : All Hail The Vulva
Anytime this attack is used, all players must hail the closest vulva in their vicinity. If there are more than one vulva within a five foot radius, everyone must cheer.

Attack 2 : Dance
Flip a coin. If heads, Brendan properly executes a jump style move. If tails, everyone laughs at his expense.

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