Pokemon Bru 2

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Pokemon Bru

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Creation Date : 19 August 2015

Name : Bru

Type : Metal

Attack 1 : Bio Attack
Flip two coins. If one is heads, Urinate on the targets mattress. If two are heads, Shit in the targets coffee.

Attack 2 : Manipulate
Coerce a housemate into putting the targets doorhandle up their chuff, so as the victim makes fecal contact.

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