Attack 1 : Tumor Army Flip a coin. If heads a small squadron of tumors moves in tactical style and attacks opponent doing extra 420 mlg damage. If tails the opponent gets cancer, receiving 300 damage a turn unless has it has chemotherapy power up.
Attack 2 : Detention Pokemon is timed out for 3 turns, gets nam' flashback and has to pray to shrek. If it fails to do any of these it gets another detention.
Comments : Super autism card.
Illustrator : by me
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