Attack 1 : Crush He falls on you, crushing you and your Pokémon.
Attack 2 : Slow food He's too big so he doesn't have fast food, but he does have slow food, he throws a series of different bad junk food ant you, making you fat and roll away.
Comments : CaseOh ate the whole Mcdonalds so I don't have anywhere to work anymore...
Illustrator : Asher Gifford.
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