Attack 1 : Self-Deprecation Chrib makes fun of the fact that he has no future and has nowhere to get in life. Each time chris opens his mouth, add 0, because his talking nevers adds value to anything.
Attack 2 : Flirting with Catherine Chris deals 10 damage to himself times the number of times he stutters while trying to make himself seem like a useful human being.
Illustrator : Kebslinger
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