Pokemon Chuck Norris 1917

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 24 April 2012

Name : Chuck Norris

Type : Metal

Attack 1 : Roundhouse Kick
Filp a coin. If you win, the opponent's head explodes. If you lose the coin toss, your opponent still loses. No-one can beat Chuck Norris

Attack 2 : Beard Fist
Flip a coin. If its heads or tails, you win. You always win.

Comments : Chuck Norris wins everything. THe minute this card goes on the field, you win. Instantly. At every Card Game in a 2 KM radius. Even if it isn't Pokemon.

Illustrator : Ultrashotpull

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