Pokemon Chuck Norris 2630
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Creation Date : 18 February 2013
Name : Chuck Norris
Type : Fighting
Attack 1 : Roundhouse Kick
This kick has the power of the gods.
It excels your opponent 30 feet back.
So get out of your chair, and move 30 feet back..
Or he will find you.
Attack 2 : Falcon Punch
Flip a coin, and if heads, eat it.
If tails, eat it.
If it somehow lands right-side up.
You use the falcon punch, but remember to yell "FAAAAALCOOON PUNCH!" at about 10.7 decibels.
Comments : Chuck Norris will find you.
Illustrator : Anonymous
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