Attack 1 : Being Chuck Norris If the opponent doesn't know who Chuck Norris is or they don't like Chuck Norris,they take 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 damage.
Attack 2 : Round HouseKick 9,999,999 The opponent is pretty much dead.
Comments : Chuck Norris is so awesome,he doesn't need a description
Illustrator : John Robinson
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