Pokemon Chuck Norris 601

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 24 February 2011

Name : Chuck Norris

Type : Fighting

Attack 1 : Roundhouse Kick ∞
Always moves first. Automatically knocks out opponent pokemon. Never misses. The dead opponent is then fed to Chuck's Beard.

Attack 2 : Beard of defiance ×∞
Flip 100,000,000,000,000 coins. This attack does ∞ damage times the number of heads and tails combined.

Comments : I'm so sorry, but your mother is dead.

Illustrator : Death (Chuck's slave)

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