Pokemon Constipated Bob

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Pokemon Constipated Bob

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Creation Date : 21 January 2019

Name : Constipated Bob

Type : Colorless

Attack 1 : Omega Constipation
Flip a coin. If heads, prevent all effects of an attack, including damage, done to you. Then apply all possible effects, including said damage, in return of their kindness.

Attack 2 : My Name Jeff
Force your opponent to scream "MY NAME JEFF!!!" If they refuse, their Pokemon is now dead. Good job.

Comments : He is permanently constipated and will never get better.

Illustrator : Yo Mama



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