Pokemon D3RPL0RD

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 25 July 2016

Name : D3RPL0RD

Type : Fire

Attack 1 : THE WALL
Flip a coin. If heads all of the Mexicans attack you because Donald Trump decided to build a wall. If tails Donald Trump fails the election and dies bitter and alone.

Attack 2 : Idiotic Hair
He unleashes the wrath of his dumb hair and distracts everyone. The opponents pokemon are now paralyzed.

Comments : Makes everyone feel idiotic for electing him or even being alive.

Illustrator : Quinn Mahoney

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