Attack 1 : Da Frogs Awaken If your opponent isn't a frog, this attack destroys everything in the known universe (in real life).
Attack 2 : Da Frog Invention Flip a coin. If heads, you must play 5 more Da Thing cards immediately from your hand. If you don't we will find you. If tails, the universe explodes.
Comments : When Da Thing first awoke, the universe cried. All living things became suddenly very sad. Then, they became Da Thing. We are all Da Thing.