Attack 1 : Milk Flip a coin. If heads, Dad comes back and you do 30 damage. If tails, Dad isn't seen again and you take 30 damage.
Attack 2 : Wife Flip a coin. For every heads, Dad gets a wife and amount of damage increases by 10; if tails, there is no more wife for Dad. Attack lasts until tails is flipped.
Comments : Will he ever come back from the shop, who knows?
"How long does it take Dad, it's only milk, HOW LONG?
Illustrator : Mr Man
MyPokeCard.com is a funny site to design your own pokemon card, vote for the best pokemon cards and create pokemon colorings