Attack 1 : *Lick.* David licks lips with anxiety. The opponent is disgusted that David just licked their lips instead of his own lips, and has a high chance of retreating.
Attack 2 : Hahaha! Tell a joke and flip a coin twice. If it lands on heads either of the times, Davemoid laughs loudly, causing the opponent to laugh in return from its infectiousness and paralyze them.
Comments : Its "flavour" text not "flavor" text you mong.
Illustrator : The Big E
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