Pokemon Derp 1763

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 14 April 2017

Name : Derp

Type : Grass

Attack 1 : Fluff
You are embedded in Derp's fluffy fur and you get fluffed to death if you flip heads on a coin flip. If you flip tails, you must give up 7 energy to the Derp wielder.

Attack 2 : Derp face
Derp's derpy face stares into your soul and goes inside your soul while you stand transfixed by the derpiness of the Derp's derpy face and slowly eats it's way outward

Comments : This Pokemon is the most dangerous legendary thing their can be.

Illustrator : Amalia

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