Pokemon Derpmas the Train
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Creation Date : 20 March 2016
Name : Derpmas the Train
Type : Metal
Attack 1 : Cross Eyes
Derpmas will confuse the opponent with his cross eyes.
Attack 2 : Accidental Destruction
Derpmas will accidentally destroy three of the opponent's Pokémon.
Comments : Derpmas is a rejected version of Thomas the Tank Engine. He is Thomas' dark secret and is often locked away in the back of Thomas' shed.
Illustrator : The Mysterious Raichu
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