Pokemon Derpy Slowpoke
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Creation Date : 22 July 2019
Name : Derpy Slowpoke
Type : Water
Attack 1 : derp
Flip a coin. If tails, the Slowpoke will eat its tail and explode.
Attack 2 : REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It screeches your mind and your head will explode.
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