Creation Date : 11 October 2014
Name : Derpy Soldier
Type : Colorless
Attack 1 : Derpy's Precision
Who knew that having a bad eye would IMPROVE depth perception...
Attack 2 : Persuasion Device
Derpy brings out the Crate-O-Matic, which fires Crates into everyone's inventory. 30x the amount of players.
Comments : "Look at me, Dashie! Isn't this cool?"