Pokemon DezzNuts

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 17 April 2015

Name : DezzNuts

Type : Darkness

Attack 1 : Pelvic Thrust
Flip a coin. If heads, prevent all effects of an attack, including damage, done to DezzNuts during your opponent's next turn. And T-bags the opponent

Attack 2 : Thundercock
Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokémon is now Paralyzed. And covered in a white and slimy excrement of the genitalia

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