Pokemon Dilf 1

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 1 July 2023

Name : Dilf

Type : Fairy

Attack 1 : Attract younger woman
She's of the age of consent and she'll heal you with 30 HP

Attack 2 : Be in an edit
The defending Pokemon can't defend itself because it's struck by your beauty in combination with a with Lana del Rey song

Comments : I love Mads Mikkelsen

Illustrator : Me

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