Creation Date : 21 April 2011
Name : Dirty Hipster
Type : Colorless
Attack 1 : Hot Frappuccino
Using this attack will cause Dirty Hipster to ride his fixie to the nearest Starbucks and spend $6 on regular coffee. Your opponent will make a comment about how over-priced that is, thus causing Dirty Hipster to toss said coffee on opponent.
Attack 2 :
Comments : Every true Dirty Hipster will go on a pilgrimage to to the Hipster Mecca: San Francisco. They will enjoy days of riding fixies, drinking PBR, and smoking.
Illustrator : The Cripple