Attack 1 : Such Reddit Flip a coin. If heads, then go to /r/SuperShibe. If tails, then go to /r/Random. (Also does 200 damage to all enemy Pokemon currently in play.)
Attack 2 : Wow Take your opponent's entire deck of Pokemon cards, wrap them in aluminum foil, and microwave them on high for approximately two minutes and thirty-five seconds. (You win essentially.)
Illustrator : Tyler O.
MyPokeCard.com is a funny site to design your own pokemon card, vote for the best pokemon cards and create pokemon colorings