Pokemon Donald Trump 1158

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 18 July 2016

Name : Donald Trump

Type : Darkness

Attack 1 : Build A Wall
Flip a coin. If heads, times the attack damage by three. If tails, do 40 damage to yourself, stupid.

Attack 2 : Racial Tension
Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokémon is now Paralyzed. If tails, well you just ended this country as well as your presidency, your highness.

Comments : China. I absolutely love China. And Putin. And Kim Jong Um . . .

Illustrator : The Democrats

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