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Pokemon Donald Trump

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Creation Date : 20 July 2016

Name : Donald Trump

Type : Darkness

Attack 1 : Fit
Trump throws a huge fit and cries a lot because because Ted Cruz told her (sorry, him) to shut his FAT mouth (well, he can't throw a fit just because everyone else agrees with Cruz. As a result, his mommy gives him a spanking.

Attack 2 : Racism and Insults
Trump criticizes Blacks and lands himself in jail. To make things worse, he then proceeds to shout at the guards and tell them that they look like a baboon's backside, but never before has he looked into a mirror.

Comments : Trump has a weakness to himself. he can only retreat when he has apologized to his mommy.

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