Attack 1 : Racist Deportion When this pokemon goes into play, get all Dark(black), Electric(asian), and Rock(mexican) pokemon and send them back to their countries.
Attack 2 : bribe flip a coin, if heads your opponents pokemon is paralized ,burned,confuised,poisened,and asleep. If tails, pay your opponent to make it heads.
Comments : Looks ugly, and smells, too. Gives out small loans of 1,000,000$ to his kids. Stops ObamaCare daily.
Illustrator : Gengyi Andy Li
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