Pokemon Dwightmon
My card
Pokemon Passport
Creation Date : 15 January 2017
Name : Dwightmon
Type : Colorless
Attack 1 : TAX EVERYTHING!
Flip a coin. If heads, collect damage counters from all cards in play and place then on Dwightmon. He taxes all Pokemon in play because he's avaricious bastard. Attack heals opposing Pokemon...
Attack 2 : Ramble Incoherently
Watch NTV interview. This attack does 30 damage times the number of nonsensical sentences or broken campingn promises. May cause confusion and burn from unbridled rage.
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