Pokemon Egg 544

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 3 July 2018

Name : Egg

Type : Colorless

Attack 1 : You die

Attack 2 : See above.

Comments : What terrible sins have I commited to recieve this punishment? This existance is nothing but pain and suffering. I long for death, but somehow death avoids me. I truely, honestly, cannot even die correctly.

Illustrator : Man who dropped his pizza in the lunch line