Creation Date : 17 August 2015
Name : Eric
Type : Colorless
Attack 1 : Eric wants OBC
Flip a coin. If heads, Eric's dad buys him OBC and Eric leaves to play Roblox. If tails, Eric rages and smacks his head on his desk dealing 30 damage to himself.
Attack 2 : Call Sailor Nickelson
Eric calls Sailor Nickelson who does 3 damage to the defending pokemon and 50 damage to all friendly benched pokemon.