Attack 1 : Watch TV Eric Cartman watches tv and breaks the world record. You will get so jealous that your Pokemon is trying to break it but it's so hard to break that your pokemon kills himself to do this attack you must have a TV.
Attack 2 : Fatness Eric eats so much chips he starts to get very big and round. After that he rolls over you. He breaks every bone in your body and you can't move. He gets so fat that he breaks another world record. The Pokemon can break more world records. And the other jealous.
Illustrator : Ashton Gunter #13
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